"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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