It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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