As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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