She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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