It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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