I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
There r osticjed everywhere
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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