i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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