Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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