I heard we made out
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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