very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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