He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
