I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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