There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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