You don't have asthma, your pregnant
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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