In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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