but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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