what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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