How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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