I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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