like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Randomize
