You really coming over, don't trick.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Your cock deserves a montage
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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