He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I think your dad took our porno
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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