The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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