i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
COCAINE IS GR8
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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