She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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