Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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