Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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