I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I need a beard to bite.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
