She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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