He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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