: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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