And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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