what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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