Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize