Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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