I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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