Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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