There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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