Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Randomize
