Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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