my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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