so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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