Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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