I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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