Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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