ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
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