using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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