Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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