I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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