i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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