Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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