So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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