I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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