She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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