Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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