Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
